|Esteem Falls With Broken Balls
||[Dec. 18th, 2005|12:42 am]
I really have to admit, it does really pee me off,|
that my place at oxford uni, has been taken by a toff.
I opened up the letter, and skimmed through the words
and found i wasn't joining, the uni of swats and nerds.
"application unsuccessful", the little letter read,
well thats it i thought, i'm off to york instead.
every year 25,000, apply to get a spot,
7,000 get in, but 18,000 do not.
I thought it wouldn't effect me, i prepared for the fall,
but what i found today, is i couldn't prepare at all.
They gave me a taste, of the oxford uni way,
and 3 days later, they snatched this dream away.
I've joined the Oxbridge rejects, a small exclusive club,
that grows every year, with the people that they snub,
They're all feelin like me, crushed and slightly low,
but down this destructive path, i'm unwilling to go
so over the coming months, in my final 6th form days,
i'm gonna work my ass off, to get them friggin A's.
Let them little buttholes, at the big oxford HQ,
know they made the wrong decision, they should have put me through!
DIEGO - GO OXBRIDGE REJECTS!!!